Tag Archives: The Bitch on Things

“I was hoping for a Rabbit Pot Pie.” –The Bitch on Easter basket disappointments. 

“I’ve never lost a bird, I just ran out of time.” –The Bitch channeling Michael Jordan. 

“What happens on River Street after midnight –stays on River Street.” –The Bitch on St. Patrick’s Day in Savannah. 

“Never.” –The Bitch on using a Thomas Kinkade filter.

“The day I have to dress up in wool and drive 1000 miles to sleep in a tent at an historic site is the day I become a deserter.” –The Bitch on Civil War Reenactors.